.::For My Best Friends::.

This is for you, my best friend,
the one person i can tell my soul too
Who can relate to me like no other
Who I can laugh with to no extents,
Who I can cry too when times are tough,
Who can help me with the problems of my life.
Never have you turned your back on me
Or told me I wasn’t good enough
Or let me down
I don't think you know what that means to me
You have went through so much pain and you still have time
For me.
And I love you for listening even when inside YOU are dying
And I look up too you because you are strong,
and caring
and beautiful.
Even though you don't think you are.
And I hope you know that I am always here
To listen to you laugh and cry and help
In all the ways that I can
And I will try to be at least half the friend you are
To me.
I hope you know I would not be the person I am today, with out you.
My best friend.

.::Perempuan Lawa Vs Perempuan Tak Lawa::.

Kalau perempuan lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap:: woow, ciri-ciri isteri idaman…

kalau perempuan tak lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap: eh tak reti komunikasi betul…

kalau perempuan lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan kata: mesti ada krisis dalaman nih…kesian

kalau perempuan tak lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan cakap: dah la tak lawa, perangai pulak hodoh…

kalau perempuan lawa menolong Lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: heroin sejati….

kalau perempuan tak lawa menolong Lelaki
Lelaki akan kata: taktik nak ngorat le tu…

kalau perempuan lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: ok gak la, dia la kot..

kalau perempuan tak lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: kesian..mesti kena bomoh lelaki tuh!

kalau perempuan lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: buta kayu betul mamat tu…..

kalau perempuan tak lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata:…patut pun kena reject…

kalau perempuan lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: perasaannya halus…penuh kasih sayang

kalau perempuan tak lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi.. .

kalau perempuan lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah dato’ mana bela nih….

kalau perempuan tak lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: mesti anak org kaya nih…

kalau perempuan lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar

kalau perempuan tak lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan kata: sedar pun diri…

kalau perempuan lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: caring sungguh….

kalau perempuan tak lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: nak tunjuk caring le tu….

kalau perempuan lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan cakap: dont worry..i will make u happy forever

kalau perempuan tak lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan kata: sikit2 nak nangis!! mengada2…

kalau perempuan lawa masak
Lelaki akan kata: dah la lawa, pandai masak pulak tu….

kalau perempuan tak lawa masak
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah sedap ke tak????

kalau perempuan lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan kata: takpe…

kalau perempuan tak lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan cakap: ko ni takde keja lain ke… sibuk ni tau..

kalau perempuan lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan kata: sukenya….

kalau perempuan tak lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan cakap: balik2 email dia…boring

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.::Lelaki Hensem VS Lelaki Tak Hensem::.

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap:: dia fikir ape agaknye?

kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: berlagak macho la 2…

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: nobody’s perfect

kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan cakap: kalu dah muka pun macam pecah rumah!

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan
perempuan akan cakap: My Hero

kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan
Perempuan akan kata: eh ape ni?

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: bagai pinang dibelah dua

kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: Sah kena ubat pengasih!

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada…

kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata:dah nasib nak wt cmne

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: wah…

kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: bgslah 2

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: He’s perfect

kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: Tah2 sape punya keta yang disebatnya

kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan cakap: malu la 2

kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan kata: eeee…perasan

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap:gentlemennya dia

kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap: sape nak mimun air ni?

kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on

kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan kata: Lu ape hal ni brader?

.::When A Girls...::.

When a GIRL is quiet ...

millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing ....

she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ...

she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ...

she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you…

she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest ..

she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday...

she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says ' I love you ' ..

she means it.

When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' ....

no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once...

make sure u spend it with the right person ....

Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

who calls you back when you hang up on him.
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who ...

Kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '